Aug 11, 2008

Bangalore's dying nightlife

Bangalore is a city that attracts many international visitors who come here for business, some for pleasure and some to check out it's entertainment. While these people are all happy as long as they are at work, the problem starts when they get off work and like is done in most other free nations of the world, go out with your friends and unwind.

Seems like the city will have none of this nonsense. Going out in the evening after a marathon 14 hour day is not cool. You need to go back to your family, sip on some filter coffee, watch the news and go to bed. Or perhaps for the ones who like to drink and dance, let your hair down, laugh loudly, it's not ok to do any of these ghastly "western" acts in any public place. You can take your party to Magadi (and get busted) or take it home (and get screamed at by the neighbors).

Let's drill down on this a little bit more. What's the logic here? "Late partying (read, drinking, dancing, singing) creates more crime" Is this true? How many such crimes have taken place that we can talk about that are related to the people who sing and dance?

- Perhaps, the cops are worried about reckless drunk driving. I totally agree with that thought. Clamp down on drunk driving like they do in the rest of the world and come down hard on them. Throw them in jail for a week and take away their license immediately. People will wisely start using our friendly autorickshaws and cabbies to go home.

- Promote the concept of a "designated driver" in the pubs and educate barmen about the concept. It works in the rest of the world, it's worth a shot here.

- Come down hard on druggies, I'm all for a drug free world.

Let's think forward, let's think progressive, let's think global. That's what our city is, but it won't be for too long if we don't change.

Dear Cops, Dayavittu adjust madi. (please adjust - Bangalore slang)

Aug 8, 2008

Peripheral Ring Road - Bangalore. Ring a bell?

Bangalore will soon have another "Ring Road" that will run concentric to the current Outer Ring Road(ORR). One just hopes that it is not designed like the ORR with a hundred traffic lights, speed-breakers, animal crossings, pedestrian crossings, businesses, bus stands and anything else you can think of that should not be allowed on a road that is meant to connect you to different parts of the city and be able to quickly get you around.

Sometimes, I wonder what our planners do when they "collaborate" with parties in "developed countries" like the USA.. Many of these people have visited countries like the US where it is not too hard to see common sense at it's best in terms of public infra design. These days, we do not even have to physically go to countries like the USA to see how roads are designed, you can just "fly-to" any place you want with Google Earth, "land" there and see what it looks like.

I'm praying that our city designers and planners simply copy what the US has been able to achieve and set as standards for highway/road design to facilitate high speed traffic that will connect large distances. I'd like to see a beautiful 8 lane highway with "on-ramps" and "off-ramps" that will allow you to merge in or fall out into towns and civilization around the road. I'm praying that there are no speed breakers, no pedestrian crossings, no signlas and the like on this road. Those of us who have been outside of India will know exactly what I'm talking about. It's not that difficult considering that public money is wasted all over the place and a big chunk of it is sitting as black money in the hands of our so called administrators.

Off course parallely, we need to educate drivers here what "lanes" are for and how they are used. I remember, I knew nothing about lanes until I went abroad the first time. As a matter of fact, I would drive my two wheeler on the "center line" (as I thought of it)when possible!! Reason?? No one ever taught me. No traffic school, no instructions. Just learnt on my own and guessed the rules. Dangerous? YES!!

Coming back to the PRR, why don't we just outsource these projects to infrastructure builders who will bring international best practices to the fore and give us a decent product that is truly ready for the next generation. China is a good example of transformation. "You have to see it to believe it", I've been told.

There are organizations like Janaagraha that are trying to get citizens involved in running the city as well as participate in the improvements instead of just cribbing about it (like I'm doing here). I'm game.

Not sure where to start though.. Guru, swalpa adjust madi, we are like this only.

Clean air just won't do! - Bangalore's Garbage bonfires

I'd like to express myself here on the topic of burning garbage, dried leaves or anything else on the streets or in your backyard. As I drove to work this morning, I had my windows rolled down to enjoy the crisp morning air. In less than a minute, I had to scurry to roll up the windows or risk inhaling some toxic gases and hyper-ventilate. The culprit as you can imagine was a heap of burning garbage that was conveniently heaped on the pavement.

A few curses were chanted in my head and I then let the feeling pass. A few kms down, another stream of thick white smoke coming from below a major city flyover near KR market in Bangalore. This fire had not only been polluting its immediate surrounding, but had rendered its ugly presence as far as I could see, creating a very unfriendly, chocking and disgusting smog in the morning air.

The sad part is that cops are all over the place, people are walking around the "bonfires" and life goes on as if nothing is wrong. Pedestrians and children on the streets have their noses covered with their sleeves, their pallus, handkerchieves and some even fanning the dirty air away from their noses as they walk. What a sad sight. What a risky situation.

I remember a few years ago, there was a law that was passed against burning dry leaves in the fall in Bangalore as we'd see our corporation housekeepers rake in the leaves and set them on fire. These fires would burn for hours and create such an unsavoury situation in the neighborhood that someone finally screamed hell. This feeling seems to have passed and now the many hundreds of local bonfires that burn daily, seem to have become acceptable to people in Bangalore.

We need to stop this. Again, my take is that we don't need parliament to discuss this and pass a bill to make this illegal. I think whether or not it is illegal, our common sense will dictate. Clearly, this is not done. Should we call the fire brigade everytime there is a fire burning that could pose a risk to the people in the area? Perhaps we should all start doing that and then somebody will start clamping down on these individuals who start these fires.

Do your part, I'm sure you love your city. Put out these fires. Talk to people. Make it happen. Every one of us can make a difference.

Stop Honking Bangalore

Having lived in Bangalore for over 34 years, I strongly felt the need to get something rolling to improve the situation with people and their horns in this city. I'm sure all of you would agree that we have a problem in this area. I'm going to refer to our city as Bangalore and for those die hard "Bengaluru" advocates, please accept my apologies.

Bangalore was known as the "pensioners' paradise", "summer retreat", "garden city" and what not, but today, we are faced with a pleathora of problems that we urgently need to address. I'm not saying that I'm trying to get Bangalore back to the good old quiet days that would justify any of it's previously held titles, but merely picking one item that has a big impact and seeing if we can do something about it.

Other cities like Mumbai have tried "anti-honking" campaigns that failed miserably and today the "honkers" continue their mindless honking. Bangalore, like Mumbai has a population of very educated people and coupled with the tag of being the "IT capital" of India, is home to the best of companies who again employ thousands of people who I'm hoping this message will reach out to.

Without further ado, let's get into the problem:

Bangalore has tens of thousands of motor vehicles that are on the roads today. Each and every one of these vehicles are fitted with at least 1 horn. Over the years, we have all seen the traffic multiply on our roads that were build to accommodate nothing more than the Wodeyar family's cars and their support staff. The floating population is also ever growing with Bangalore being well connected and being an important commercial hub. Bottom line - We have a lot of vehicles and a lot of people that "stress" the city today.

I'm sure all of you who are reading this own a vehicle of some sort and have used your horns.

Do you really think that you needed to use your horn as many times as you did on your way to office today?
Do you really think you care a damn about some fellow behind you who is honking away like his wife's in labor and he needs to get to a hospital?
Do you really think you feel powerful because you have a louder horn than the "putt-putt" Bajaj auto next to you at a signal.
As you see the lights turn orange or in the last 10 seconds in the signal timer, do you start honking to "wake" everyone up so you can move along behind everyone else?

COME ON! Think about it, it's all ABSOLUTELY meaningless and useless and all that it does is just adds a ton of noise to our already crying and polluted city. Just realize that everyone is headed somewhere and no one is parking in the middle of MG road to have a picnic. Just be patient and the vehicle in front of you will move, I promise. Just don't use your horn, please.

We need to STOP this, NOW. Like they say, it needs to begin at home first.

Let's start with a small experiment, the next time you take your vehicle out, DO NOT USE YOUR HORN AT ALL and see if it makes any difference in terms of your journey time, your ego, your mood or anything else at all. Comeback here and let us know what you thought happened. Needless to say, spread the word and tell people to stop honking and drive with their head.

Let's take baby steps here and I'm sure this will grow into a sensible movement and bring back the peace to Bangalore.

Take it away Bangalore.